Tuesday, 11 August 2009

Pikeys say the funnist things



Some amazing quotes here from a charming young lady whose mum was sent to prison because she refused to go school. Favourite lines include:

“When Mum confronted me about my drinking, I tried to stab her with a kitchen knife,” says Michelle, whose pals buy her booze with their benefits. “I feel bad about that.”

“Mum begged me to go (to school) because prison had been so awful, but I preferred staying in bed,”

During one 10-hour binge, Michelle drank eight litres of cider, 16 cans of lager, two bottles of wine and a litre of vodka – a shocking 140 units – 55 times the recommended daily allowance for a woman.

Amazing.

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